Florida inmates make, sell their own hot sauce

IS THIS CRAZY OR WHAT???

from Associated Press  Sun Aug 9, 8:53 pm ET

TAMPA, Fla. – A group of Tampa inmates is offering a taste of what it’s like jail — no locks, bars or handcuffs required. But you’d better have an tough stomach to use more than a dash of their “Jailhouse Fire Hot Sauce.” Minimum-security Hillsborough County Jail inmates offer it in “Original,” “Smoke” and “No Escape” varieties, all made from their jail-grown peppers.

They came up with the recipe and started selling it in 2005. Since then, horticulture instructor Allen Boatman estimates they’ve made $10,000 on the sauce. Each bottle is $7.

The income is used to keep up the greenhouse and buy basic supplies.

A typical day on my personal road to Utopia

My 7 year-old was sad this morning because we are redecorating the walls of his room and they are temporarily bare.  “I don’t like my room anymore; it is so desolate,” he declares. I make a mental note to keep a dictionary by my bed.  He wants to cuddle as usual before camp.  (His version of cuddling requires fake sword fighting; fending off dangerous animals in the wild . . . . anything but what envisions as calm cuddling.)  I had been up most of the night because some food didn’t agree with me and I have no energy.  I sleep-walk through being a gemsbok protecting my young calf from some type of ferocious cat — cheetah, leopard, lion, tiger — I can’t remember these kind of details in the mornings.  My son also announces he must be called by his full name or certain accepted nicknames because he is a grown-up boy now.  I make a mental note to weep (when I am fully conscious) that my baby is growing up. 

I am running late (which is ordinary) and need to hop a cab. The taxi driver engages me in conversation (because I have the word schmuck printed across my forehead). Then he says, “well let me tell you about me” (the point all along). He is a transgender woman-to-man from Bangladesh, having had the operations in India. Now he is on a roll. He tells me that he will marry his girlfriend when he has the final operation to extend the nerve further up his surgeon-made p*nis so he can have feeling. Aaaaaaaah. Toooooo muuuuuch infoooooo. Ok ok ok ok ok.  I give him an extra tip for the cause.

It was not yet 10am and my day was already too eventful.

Oh, and my 80-something year old aunt believes the astroturfers.  I make a mental note to tear my hair out once I take some aspirin to deaden the pain it will cause.

Cypriots seeking love potions wear away saints’ tomb —– Reuters

NICOSIA (Reuters) – Unhappy lovers in Cyprus have been taking so much stone from the tomb of Saint Agapitikos to use in love potions that soon there won’t be anything left.

Dust from the grave in the courtyard of the church in the village of Arodes in Paphos district has been used for centuries by the lovelorn, who are supposed to slip it into the drink of their objet d’amour.

But in recent years so many have been filching shards of stone that a quarter of the tomb has disappeared.

Mayor of Arodes Matthaios Stefanou is unclear whether Cypriots’ love lives are becoming more troubled.

“A lot of people have said it works,” he said. “In the last few years I don’t know what’s come over people, but they are flocking to the tomb for the stuff.

“Just the other day locals saw some people visiting the tomb, and they were there for a very long time, in the end they walked off with a huge chunk of stone, maybe even half a kilo of it!”

The island’s antiquities department has been called in to help. “The only thing we can do is examine the damage and try to prevent any further damage,” said Maria Hadjicosti, the acting director. Saint Agapitikos — whose name means “lover” — is believed to have served in the German army of the Crusaders before settling as a hermit in the area.

“You’re very welcome to come and see the tomb, but please don’t go taking any of it with you now,” Stefanou said.

(Reporting by Sarah Ktisti; editing by Andrew Roche)

Abuse + Denial = Tragedy

The remnants of a family coping with the aftermath of the mother, intoxicated on booze and drugs, killing so many.  It couldn’t be what the coroner said.  It had to be something else.  I get denial. But there is a weird twist to this.  Politicians so often stand before the microphone and say specious things about a topic or issue.  The fact that they speak it makes it true to some.  Politicians create a “truth” irrespective of the facts all of the time.  Isn’t that then what we as a society do when bad things happen?  We don’t take responsibility, we don’t acknowledge the facts.  We create a truth.

This family is wondering if they ever knew the person who caused this terrible loss of life.  And, they are learning from our elected leaders that it is ok to hide behind a manufactured fact than face the hard realities.

Alcohol and Phone-Call Details in Wrong-Way Crash

Published: August 7, 2009 New York Times

The husband of the intoxicated woman who killed herself and seven others after driving the wrong way on the Taconic State Parkway said Friday that they carried the same bottle of vodka every weekend between their home and a campground during the summer.

G. Paul Burnett/The New York Times

Daniel Schuler, center, with his lawyer, Dominic A. Barbara, left, and Tom Ruskin, an investigator working for Mr. Schuler.

In doing so, he offered the first explanation of how his wife may have had access to alcohol on the morning of the crash, on July 26.

Tom Ruskin, an investigator who is working for the husband, Daniel Schuler, said that Mr. Schuler occasionally drank vodka and that his wife, Diane, was so frugal that she packed the same bottle of Absolut in a bag meant for trips between the family’s home in Suffolk County, on Long Island, and the camper in the Sullivan County campground they had frequented for the past three years. He said a single bottle could last a year for the Schulers.

But Mr. Ruskin said Mr. Schuler did not see the bottle that day, and was not sure whether his wife had packed the bottle in the bags he loaded into the minivan that Ms. Schuler drove from the campground. “He did not pack it, he did not see it,” Mr. Ruskin said. “As far as he knows, it is still in the camper, but I haven’t been up there and none of the investigative staff has checked it out as of yet.”

The authorities have said that Ms. Schuler, 36, of West Babylon, had a blood-alcohol level of 0.19 percent, more than twice the legal limit, and high levels of the chemical found in marijuana when she collided, head-on, about 1:35 p.m. with a Chevrolet TrailBlazer. Some days later, a broken Absolut vodka bottle was discovered under a seat in the minivan. Each revelation in the case has led to more questions about a crash that has left a riveted public uncomprehending of the tragedy: Ms. Schuler was killed, as was her daughter, Erin, 2; her three nieces, Emma, 8, Alyson, 7, and Kate, 5; and the three men in the TrailBlazer: Michael Bastardi, 81, his son, Guy Bastardi, 49, and a family friend, Daniel Longo, 74, all from Yonkers.

Mr. Schuler and his family have insisted that despite the toxicology findings, Diane Schuler rarely, if ever, drank, and that a medical problem must have had a role in the events of that day.

Mr. Ruskin said on Friday that phone records showed that four calls were logged on Ms. Schuler’s cellphone in the last hours of her life — two incoming calls and two outgoing ones.

He said that Ms. Schuler called her brother, Warren Hance, at 11:37 a.m., to say that she was in traffic, “running a bit late,” but that her nieces would be home in time for a scheduled performance rehearsal. At 12:08 p.m., Ms. Schuler received a call, but it is not yet known who made the call, Mr. Ruskin said.

Emma Hance called her father at 12:58 p.m. and said, “Daddy, there is something wrong with Aunt Diane and she is having trouble seeing and she is talking funny, she is slurring,” Mr. Ruskin said. That call was dropped after three minutes and Mr. Hance called back at 1:01 p.m., in a conversation that lasted nine minutes.

The authorities, who have recovered Ms. Schuler’s abandoned cellphone, will dig into the phone records as part of a criminal investigation by the New York State Police and the Westchester County district attorney’s office.

Law enforcement officials said on Friday that while misdemeanor charges could be brought if someone knowingly allowed a drunken driver to take off with children in a car, they did not expect to seek criminal charges against Mr. Schuler or Mr. Hance.

Still, the authorities said the criminal inquiry is continuing for two reasons: There is a public interest, since the crash occurred in daylight on a state parkway, and the families affected by the crash are in need of answers.

Lt. Dominick L. Chiumento of the State Police said that Mr. Hance was interviewed by investigators on Thursday, but that an interview of Mr. Schuler scheduled for that day did not occur. The lieutenant said that Mr. Schuler was not interviewed by the police on Friday and that investigators hoped to speak to him “as soon as possible.”

Meanwhile, investigators have spoken to people at a McDonald’s where Ms. Schuler stopped on her way home and determined “that there was no indication of any illness or impairment at the time she was there,” the State Police said in a statement. Ms. Schuler left the restaurant between 10:30 a.m. and 10:45 a.m., the police said.

With the specter of possible civil liability hanging over the case, Mr. Schuler, through representatives, including his lawyer, Dominic A. Barbara, and Mr. Ruskin, has mounted a public effort to say that Ms. Schuler must have suffered some kind of medical crisis before the crash and that they are trying to find out what happened.

In conversations with the authorities before the release of the toxicology reports, Mr. Schuler told investigators that his wife had no health crises, according to one law enforcement official.

On Friday, Rosemary Guzzo, the daughter of Michael Bastardi, said her family was angered by what Mr. Schuler and his representatives said at a news conference on Thursday.

“I couldn’t even watch it, I had to walk outside the house,” said Ms. Guzzo. “It bothered me so much.”

The Westchester County medical examiner who produced the toxicology reports issued a statement Thursday standing by the findings and reaffirmed it on Friday.

The Schulers’ 5-year-old son, Bryan, survived the crash.

Charles V. Bagli, Nate Schweber and Karen Zraick contributed reporting.

Palin says Obama’s health care plan is ‘evil’ [but she is the DEVIL]

Is this Sarah Palin’s America?  Fear-mongering and power-grabs?  Did she read the various committee bills?  I don’t think so.

You say that Obama’s health care plan is “evil”.  That is proof enough that it is a good plan.  Why? Because you are the Devil.

ANCHORAGE, Alaska – In her first communication since leaving office, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin described in an Internet posting Friday that President Barack Obama‘s plan to overhaul the health care system was evil.

“Who will suffer the most when they ration care? The sick, the elderly, and the disabled, of course,” the former vice Republican presidential candidate wrote on her Facebook page.

“The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society,’ whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil,” Palin wrote.

An e-mail sent to Palin’s spokeswoman to confirm authorship was not immediately returned Friday.

Obama, a Democrat, campaigned on a promise of offering affordable health care to all Americans, as the United States is the only developed nation that does not have a comprehensive national health care plan for all its citizens.

He has proposed a system that would include government and private insurers. Republicans say that private insurers would be unable to compete, leaving the country with only a government-run health program. They warn that could leave Americans with little control over their health care.

Republican criticism has included claims that the reform plans will lead to rationing, or the government determining which medical procedures a patient can have. However, millions of Americans already face rationing, as insurance companies rule on procedures they will cover.

Denying coverage for certain procedures might increase under proposals to have a government-appointed agency identify medicines and procedures best suited for various conditions.

Denying coverage for certain procedures might increase under proposals to have a government-appointed agency identify medicines and procedures best suited for various conditions.

In the posting, Palin encouraged her supporters to be engaged in the debate. “Nationalizing our health care system is a point of no return for government interference in the lives of its citizens. If we go down this path, there will be no turning back,” Palin wrote.

“Let’s stop and think and make our voices heard before it’s too late,” the posting said.

Palin resigned as Alaska governor on July 26 with nearly 18 months left in her term. She cited not only the numerous ethics complaints that had been filed against her also her wish not to be a lame duck after the first-term governor decided not to seek re-election next year.

Palin, popular with conservatives in the Republican party, has said she wants to build a right-of-center coalition, and there is speculation she will seek the presidency in 2012. In the two weeks since she resigned, Palin has made only one public appearance, giving a Second Amendment rights speech last Saturday before a gun owners group in Anchorage.

Palin also has been largely silent before Friday’s post. She was a voracious user of the social networking site Twitter, and promised to keep her supporters updated with a new private account after she left office. But that hasn’t happened, leaving some of her fans begging for updates in the past two weeks.

You GO, Jenny Sanford

Your leaving the Governor’s mansion with your boys sets a better example than staying.  Spouses should expect respect, love and support from each other.  Children learn what to expect from relationships from their parents and, too often, TV.  It is just not ok for a spouse to disappear and, upon reappearing, publicly declare love for another person.  That is selfish, and emotionally abusive.  Does Gov. Sanford want his kids to model that behavior? 

Oh I forgot.  Gov. Sanford is part of the C Street group — so holy, they can do what they want.  See Doonesbury comic strip about the C Street guys.  Thank you, Rachel Maddow, for tweeting about this.

2FortySomethingChicksinVegas

I have asked two of my college friends to blog about their weekend in Vegas in two weeks.  Their “handle” is “2FortySomethingChicksinVegas”.

The rest of us college friends will live the trip vicariously and then remember all of the events as if we were there.  That’s how we all live such rich, varied lives — we have each other’s memories.

So, when the entries get a little racy and drunken-sounding, those are my beloved friends slurgging — blogging while drinking.

I can’t wait.  And, I’m afraid.  Very afraid.

Mr. and Mrs. Jones

Let the Joneses win.  If Mr. Jones has a new car in this economy, say “good for him”.  If Mrs. Jones wasn’t laid off, say, “good for her.”  If they spend lavishly, say, “dumbass!!!”

Really, let the Joneses win. You never really know the price they had to pay for all of the things you covet and you don’t know if they are happy behind that successful, conspicuously consumptive veneer.

Uh oh

My 7 year-old wants to read my blog.  Is there a V-chip for blogs?

There is also the old-fashioned answer: No, dear, you can’t.  Sometimes old-style parenting does the trick.

The simple pleasures

Today, I got to play with my son before work.  Tonight, a former colleague is coming to dinner on a week night.  In the go-go days, these things would never have happened.

On Saturday night, my partner and I have a dinner date with another couple.  It is hard (and expensive) to find a Saturday night babysitter in August.  So, my sister, brother-in-law and father are coming over to have pizza with our son and hang with him and put him to bed.  Our son is so excited, and so is Grandpa.  We save money on a babysitter and our son gets to play with his favorite aunt and uncle, and his grandpa.

Forget the green shoots in the economy.  Look at the silver lining of the down turn.