The SC Governor and the Tattooed Girl

Who is more lame, the girl who had 56 stars tattooed on her face and who (out of a little-too-little-a-little-too-late fear of her parents’ hysteria) claimed she fell asleep while someone was drilling ink in her face or the family values governor of South Carolina who flew to Argentina to visit his mistress over Father’s Day weekend and claiming that he took a long hike along the Appalachian trail? I think the governor is more lame because he is older and supposed to know better.  And this guy was someone planning to run for President in 2012. Thank G-d we found out now that he has no, or supremely bad, judgment.  I would have appreciated a Heavenly heads-up about Bush II.