There is a time-release formula for medicine, right?  (I don’t really get it but the commercials say it.)

There must be a time-release formula for shrinkage in clothes.  Otherwise, how could clothes that fit me for 10 years suddenly, SUDDENLY, be snug?

Clothes also get really, really, heavy over time.  Tonight, at the gym, when I was doing my awesome pull-ups, I felt like someone attached a kettle bell to my body, as I tried to complete my three sets of three.  What’s that about, huh?

And, have you noticed that the labels have teeny, tiny print?  What, they are saving on ink?

My clothes and I are going into counseling with a fitness trainer on Saturday.  We have to work this out; we have had way too many years together to break up now.