I know, it has been a long time since I had a story that involved the magnetic S (for Schmuck) on my forehead. You remember, the one that attracts crazy people to me.
Yesterday, on the subway (OF COURSE) a man introduced himself to me as a “storm chaser” and told me all about the tornado hitting Springfield, MA. Then he moved on to stories about the wonderful people in California after the last earthquake.
He and his wife travel to natural disasters. He told me:
“It’s what we do.”
I keep thinking about this guy and his wife. They aren’t storm chasers because they only arrive after the catastrophe. He didn’t mention that he was an aid worker. So, so, so, they are . . . .
How creepy. So much oooky-ness packed into 3 subway stops. I was a little capitivated by his creepiness and oooky-ness. Thank G-d I had to get off because I was running late to a meeting; otherwise I would have traveled to bowels of Brooklyn to listen to this guy.
Am I a Creepy/Oooky Gawker? Maybe, because . . . .
“It’s what I do.“