With apologies to those who know the meter of this song — I only absorb it from pop culture”
T’was the eve of Christmas day,And all the Jews at the gym
Were either balding or gay. Here everyone is calm,
Absent the buff and beautiful Was truly heavenly balm. On Chaim, On Yonkel,
And Jews galore
We watch as muscles struggle to the fore! And now we need a shpritz for at this gym — oy! — how the Jews did schvitz!
