Ode to Christmas, from a Jew
T’was the night before Christmas,
all through the homestead,
Every Jew was thrilled! Friday morning in bed!
Hooray for Christmas every Levite rejoiced,
Beat ’em or join ’em that is the choice!
So the Jews, they wassailed,
they caroled and they hailed.
Jesus is born! Jesus is born!
Not a doctor he be, his mother forlorn.