Memorial Day Weekend was last weekend, right? When did July come to town? July didn’t even call and say hi. There aren’t 35 days in August? Rip off!!!
Wait, I have only have 5 days left to:
- do my entire summer fitness regimen,
- go kayaking on the Hudson River,
- browse at farmer’s markets,
- take a boat ride,
- clean out my closets,
- put all the family pictures on iPhoto,
- go to the Aquarium at Coney Island,
- walk along the beach at Coney Island,
- go to the Bronx Zoo,
- go the Botanical Gardens,
- visit my mother’s grave,
- lose weight before I see everyone again at synagogue for the High Holy Days,
- get new blinds for the bedroom,
- have a lazy weekend,
- have cook-outs with friends,
- see all the summer movies,
- sit outside and enjoy the late summer’s breeze,
- find quality time to spend with my partner?
Man, I am toast.
