Sisterly love and torment

So, back when my sister was dating her now husband, I would of course tell him, “look I am not getting any younger and I want to dance at my sister’s wedding!”.  So, I am at the gym having a training session at the same time my sister is working out.  She interrupts me with this awe-struck look on her face and I know, I KNOW, that her boyfriend proposed.  She motions to whisper in my ears.  Excitement builds — I think, Mom, I wish you were here for this moment.  She whispers that the man next to her on the elliptical machine blew his nose on the floor and it was so gross that she had to tell me.  This is why I love my family.  It is always a David Lynch type Hallmark moment.