May all your wishes come true.   And let me help you itemize them:

1.  a little GOP cooperation.
2. a country back on track within two years.
3. a visit from my family at the White House (we would like NOT to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom because it has gotten too much use over the years, a little like a Motel 6).  Let’s pick some dates and firm up with our wives.
4. a tattoo that says “Made in the USA” so that the conspiracy theorists might go away.
5. a situation room that looks like Wolf Blitzer’s
6. getting a free pass once a month on something you say in front of the press.
7. a date with your wife that isn’t a political free-for-all on the 24-hour news re-cycle.
8. one day without a full-blown crisis at the office.

And many, many more returns of the day, Mr. President.