If you were to read my blog entries over the past years (don’t, really), you would know that my siblings and I have taken care of the elderly of our family, in all stages of life, death and that gray area in between.
We have found people collapsed in their homes, held their hands as they died, negotiated for access into their homes, slipped past police tape, found blood heirs because — while they were our relatives in love, mind and time — at their deaths, they were strangers as a matter of law. (Love matters in life; legal papers matter in death.)
I have surrendered firearms, repatriated funds from unnamed accounts, and taken those suffering from acute dementia and paranoia to psychiatric wards and held their hands through the process.
Aging is a nasty business.
These experiences must emanate from my being. Sometimes I think that there is a magnet implanted in my forehead in the shape of S.
S as in SCHMUCK
How do I know, you ask. Thank you for that segue.
Just last week, I was on the phone (being all important, OF COURSE) and another call comes in. I can tell it is an internal call, because the name flashes up. I get an email from my assistant that someone from one of our Florida offices asked that I call back (instead of the usual: “oh I will just email her”). I have never heard of the person so I look her up as I am dialing her back. She works in the records department in another office so I cannot imagine why she is calling me. No way our paths would have crossed. I have never been to our Florida offices and it is not likely that she traveled to the New York office.
“Hi, Cindy, this is [Blogger] returning your call. How can I help you?”
“Thanks for calling back. My brother died yesterday in New York and I need some advice. Because he was relatively young, the police have cordoned off his apartment.”
Really, you are kidding me. Someone with whom I have never possibly crossed paths knows to call me when there is a death in the family. And a messy death, at that.
MY SCHMUCK MAGNET IS SO STRONG, IT DRAWS PEOPLE FROM ALMOST THE SOUTHERNMOST POINT OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES.
And what is crazier? I actually have experience in this. Because I had an aunt who. . . . blah blah blah.
I offer advice, not as a lawyer but as a family member who went through this. Her brother and she were not close, at all. She wants it all to go away.
Days go by. I email Cindy and ask about everything.
She types back: “Oh, yeah. He is really dead. There is some lawyer handling this. Thanks.”
Soooooo many things wrong with that. The obvious ones are too good to pass up:
- of course, he is [still] dead.
- I am invested in the outcome, but
- in the span of three days, she has moved on.
Me? I am still in freeze frame in my own Law and Order episode.
I deserve the magnet. But, it may be that I am the one who gets sucked in.