I’m in the locker room trying to be careful to minimize my “space” because we all know those “space invaders” — naked on the bench (no towel underneath) or, another favorite, naked or half-naked texting. Uh, excuse me while I try to get around your still sweating body toward my locker and change. Skin cancer is a very serious disease and we all should be vigilant about noticing moles, etc. BUT USING THE MIRROR AT THE GYM? I race out of the locker room.
Now I am in the gym “proper”.
Ok. ok. ok. ok. There is a guy who is in his late 60s, has a perma-tan and wears nylon running short-shorts (the one that really captures the perspiration smell) with one of those new-fangled half t-shirts that show off the midrift (is that a word?). For his age, he is in great shape. His clothes are a sartorial tragedy.
Not that I am much better. I look like an anemic 40-something lawyer who hasn’t bought new gym clothes in years. Let’s be clear that I never went for the thong look — I believe in the more covered-up the better.