The job I want

The meteorologists predicted a sunny July 4th weekend in New York, with some scattered thunder showers late in the afternoons or evenings.   Today, the fierce thundershowers woke me at 7:30am.

This is not a new story with weather forecasting.  Since I was a kid, I always heard the refrain, “Never trust a weatherman.”

So, how can I get a job where I can be wrong over 50% of the time and not get fired?  Maybe I’ll run for Congress.