I am trying a new approach to life: hypnosis. Wow, is hypnosis is strong. Under it, I like Sarah Palin.

That picture on the front page of the commie, elitist and effete New York Times showing her signing the tummy of a baby didn’t look anything like a human sacrifice offering. I thought her point guard allusions were cogent, poignant and presidential. Also, I am glad she is working for the underdog and taking up the cause of the oil companies. Her op-ed showed that she understood cap and trade and its effects on the average Joe, and Joe the Nazi Plumber in particular. And I agree with her that having a “b” in plumber is a trap for hard-working Americans and therefore un-American. So, I support her drive to require Webster’s Dictionary and Oxford English Dictionary to publish “American” language books which, among other things, will include the spelling, “plummer”.

Ok, even under hypnosis, my body and mind rebelled. This blog was written while I was suffering mental defect. – a brain fart, if you will.