It is Saturday, and I am really sick and in bed.  This time what-ever-ails-me is in my chest, my throat and my ears.

At one point, I thought I was febrile and delusional because I kept thinking there were men on scaffolds outside one window of my bedroom and large pieces of rock being hoisted outside another window.  In fact, POB (partner of blogger) confirmed that I may be crazy but I am not delusional (dontcha love her?) because indeed all of this is happening while I need quiet to rest and repair.  (I also note that those hoisting the large rocks to our building’s roof don’t seem to care about the damage if any to the sides of the building because those slabs nearly knocked out our air conditioning unit.)

POB and SOPOBAB (son of POB and blogger) have gone to Hebrew School and then a party of one of SOPOBAB’s classmates. I am too sick to join them (and I really don’t want to share my germs).  Assuming I feel ok and the antibiotics kick in, we are all supposed to meet at SOB (sister of blogger) and HOSOB’s (husband of SOB’s) home for the 11 day of Hannukah.  (Ok, we could not get it together earlier to have a family Hannukah party during Hannukah.)  So, a little Festivus, a little Hannukah, a little food.

What could be bad?  Well I am glad you asked.

First, HOSOB is making the latkes.  That would be lovely, except that he doesn’t really cook.  Also, since he is not Jewish, he wants it to be really authentic, which means all the advances we have made in making latkes less artery-occluding are out the window.  This old-style, with schmaltz.  My mouth is watering, but my heart valves are scared.

Second, HOSOB is inviting some of his friends.  That’s fine, we love other bird nerds.  Especially, SOPOBAB, who is a Bird Nerd, Jr.  Except one of the guests is Japanese, which will mean my father will talk about his living in Japan during the Korean War (almost 60 years ago) and proceed to say, “Hai!! Muskudeska?!!”  He doesn’t know what he is saying and we don’t know what he is saying.  And one can mangle a language so it comes out meaning something offensive.  Also, highlighting old wars just can’t be good cocktail conversation.  Assuming HOSOB’s friend is not offended, and responds, Dad wouldn’t understand.

Third, Cousin Gentle who is single, will be there.  HOSOB has invited someone who is single and there may be a shitach (a “match”).  The problem for me, as keeper of the family archives, is that there will be pictures taken, additions to the archives and this lovely woman will need more of a footnote than iPhoto allows when things take a southerly direction (we have had this issue come up with other of Cousin Gentle’s girlfriends).

Fourth, I may be too sick to go.  And I love my family.  SOB and I need each other to brave our dad’s pushing our every button like a maestro at his instrument of choice, as a way of sister-bonding.

I’ll let you know what happens.  Now time for a nap.