How do you know you’re getting older?

1. You are willing to spend a small fortune for an ounce of magic wrinkle-erasing moisturizer.

2. You pass by the General Nutrition Center and drop $150 on mind and body rejuvenating vitamin packets.

3. You see a picture of yourself and you say, “I don’t really look like that. I’m younger.” Which may make sense — if you are on a planet other than Earth.

Yep, I did all of these things.  Maybe I just go for the full body lift.  I am sure that I can get a good volume discount from some cut and paste doctor somewhere.