I went to the gym again tonight as part of my new mind-body balance regimen. Who am I kidding? Myself, of course. But let me dream for another day and then crash-land into Hershey milk chocolate nuggets, take-out food and acne. For two days, I have breathed calmly and deeply, in with nourishing oxygen, out with bad energy. It started out great, until I realized I was breathing car exhaust and then started hyperventilating, but I digress.
In my karmatically balanced state, I walked into the locker room, certain I would rise above the bloggable moment. Then I rationalized even a vegan sneaks a bacon rasher every now again. I had to entertain this juicy rationalization because I have to report the bloggable moment. I walked over to the toilet stalls to the left of the sinks. At the sinks were two women — strangers it appears — one, brushing her teeth (bravo on the oral hygiene), the other shaving her underarms (obviously ANYthing can be done in public nowadays).
Let’s reflect on that. Oh, and someone was eating a power bar of some sort not 5 feet away. I guess I should have mentioned that you shouldn’t read this while eating. My bad. All that carbon monoxide I was deep-breathing to cleanse my body. Hmmmm.
I happen to know where the chocolate nuggets are stashed. . . .