I am searching the map for a place for my country.  I have determined that an upper east side townhouse is too expensive even if I avoid the mortgage payments under a theory of sovereign immunity.  So, I want a place that looks like this:

Ok, so we have a flag, a motto — Relaxo. Exsisto gauisus.  (Relax.  Be Happy.) — stamp, a national anthem: Nowhere Man, national singer/saxophonist, Minister of Love.  We have an official position on welcoming all (except those in high heels since the country is still in my gray matter).  We officially deny health care to everyone.  We do not give out tsuris visas (see prior blog entry).

All suggestions and offers of vacant, verdant land are welcome.