Let’s face it.  Barack Obama can’t make another mistake for the rest of his life. 

Not only that, but now he has to do GREAT things and he has to have a HUGE impact on the WHOLE WORLD.  All because 5 people decided to give him the Nobel Peace Prize.

So, in addition to solving our economic crises, ending two wars victoriously, reducing major budget deficits and passing health reform, now he is expected end all starvation, all (other) wars, and the nuclear arms race. 

Gee, great gift, that peace prize.

Does he get a bigger prize if he makes Sarkozy less snarky and Bertolosconi less lascivious?

What if he makes Putin laugh? 

Then, he gets to compete with Tom Delay on Dancing with the Stars.